Bay Day
Ye wake up…ye’r tired
Ye’r have’n a bad day
Ye’r body’s?…no wired
Head fur the stair
Ane step at a time
Move slowly forrit
Until ye get there
Will ye use the stairlift?
Or will you walk?
Ye’r hae’n a bad day
It’ll be hard to talk
When ye get tae the bottom
Ye’v ran oot’y braith
Aye it’s a bad day
Ye’r grey…like a wraith
Still ye made it
Ye kin hae a wee smile
Feels like a marathon
It took a wee while
Ye’r huv’n a bad day
Ye shoogle ye’r tea
Huv tae get up now
Ye’r need’n a pee
Get’n dressed
Get’n claithes oan
Its no really fun
Get ye’r self ootside
Hae a sait in the sun
Feel its warmth oan ye’r face
Cuddle ye’r wife
It might be a bad day
But a guid bloody life
Papa April Fool’s Day 2010